(via humped)Source: dirtygoods-
I was sitting in my room, bored as hell. Wondering what to do….
When all of a sudden the idea hit me!
I grabbed the phone and dialed as fast as I could!
Called that bitch up right away! And to my door she came.
I got Domino’s to keep my fat ass company!
What did you think it was? A booty call?
Get your minds out of the gutter.