ObliviousDolfin

AMEN!

(via humped)

How I feel when my friend’s try to cheer me up

(via fyeahouranhighschoolhostclub)

tastefullyoffensive:

[skreened]

now it all makes sense!

How I felt when I didn’t get an award at the Leadership Luncheon

yes, all the time. then i do it anyway.

(via so-relatable)

openbookoflife:

I was sitting in my room, bored as hell. Wondering what to do….

When all of a sudden the idea hit me!

I grabbed the phone and dialed as fast as I could!

Called that bitch up right away! And to my door she came.

I got Domino’s to keep my fat ass company!

What did you think it was? A booty call?

Get your minds out of the gutter.

sodamnrelatable:

how i feel after a long, terrible week

sodamnrelatable:

So you keep on looking at her like;

sodamnrelatable:

ME: